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FAIL! Fernando Torres pulls a Torres, misses wide-open net from a yard out

foxsoccer:


Fernando Torres fail (Chelsea vs Olimpija… by footazo

Fernando Torres is already in his mid-season form. Unfortunately, that’s “Torres’ form,” and not anybody else’s.

How do you mess this up? HOW?!

At least Jose Mourinho will be happy to know that if he needs his team to miss a sitter, Torres is still his guy.

50shadezofk:

nationalmannschaft-dfb:

fernando-tore-ass:

biteme-derekhale:

sherlockindatardis:

swaggy-stiles-stilinski:

ashtonsinmypants:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

The kickass corpse on life support

Human black man in America

Bad motherfuckin lonely soul

It is I, the Functional Alcoholic

The Spectacular Cop Who Gets Away With Murder, an autobiography.

little cold hot dog… 

The invisible cop who gets away with murder 👌

Fear not, it is I, The fantastic forgotten junkie.

50shadezofk:

nationalmannschaft-dfb:

fernando-tore-ass:

biteme-derekhale:

sherlockindatardis:

swaggy-stiles-stilinski:

ashtonsinmypants:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

The kickass corpse on life support

Human black man in America

Bad motherfuckin lonely soul

It is I, the Functional Alcoholic

The Spectacular Cop Who Gets Away With Murder, an autobiography.

little cold hot dog…

The invisible cop who gets away with murder 👌

Fear not, it is I, The fantastic forgotten junkie.

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

Anonymous asked
Why were they assholes? Did you at least work on your tan :P

My nose is kinda red..

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement